The TOP 10

I wanted to prove to the husband that I am capable of blogging my not-so-wonderful qualities/behaviors. I FREQUENTLY do something “bad” and he goes…”gonna put that on the blog?”. So YES Alex…I am. Just like the top 10 on late night TV shows…here is my TOP 10 BAD LAURA list:

10. I am known to leave the bed in an un-made state…often.
9. When I am hungry, I am a beast to be around. I tend to come back to normal after I eat something.
8. I don’t know the word “No”.
7. I tend to take on primate cleansing behavior and “pick” at the hubby – gag, gross, I know.
6. I forget to feed the cat…often…again.
5. I take on more primate cleansing behaviors with our daughter's ears and nose.
4. I yell at the hubby when he puts butter on foods because that is gross and unnecessary…especially foods like sticky buns…it is already loaded with butter fatty!!
3. I nag and am judgemental and monitor the hubby’s food intake…see #4
2. I throw out milk cartons and do not remember to rinse them out. The house then has a rancid smell and I blame the hubby
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#1: I forget to pay a certain fairy at times…ask my mom, she’s in debt to the fairy too!

I am not perfect. Alex, you’re welcome.