To whom it may concern:Your toys are failing to live up to their expectations. I am disappointed in your ability to capture my child’s attention. You really need to step it up. It takes the skill of a military trained bomb detonator to take toys out of their packaging. Is it really necessary to secure a plastic dog with that much tape and wire? The cardboard they’re packaged in can only be cut by a machete.
Once I get your toy out, the obnoxious songs and bright colors fall by wayside compared to the cell phone charger, the TV remote control, the cordless phone, um…what else, the puffball cat toy…you get the point! My child is more entertained with a package of butt wipes. What am I missing here?
In closing, do your job better toy makers.
Sincerely, Disgruntled Mother of a 1 year old who gets into EVERYTHING
(Sorry, guess I should have prefixed this complaint letter with that disclaimer)
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